Here’s Keith Olderman getting his knickers in a twist as his producer has him read the Top Ten Events of 2007… Keith doesn’t like a few of them, but does the show anyway!

Olderman’s Top Headlines of 2007
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And for your listening pleasure, here is the ‘musical’ rendition of the 12 Hairy Headlines in a Christmas spirit, without the explanatory background by Olderman:

12 Hairy Headlines of 2007
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“-ring!- Hello, Ron P- Phillipe, thanks for returning my call, my brother. I think our policy of using me as the thin-entering wedge to split our ‘humanity is one’ enemies is going to have a bit of trouble…

Why? Well for one thing, listen to some of these comments from around the Internet:

The Only Crazy Uncle Who Can Save This Terrorist Nation.

Now Playing: Ron Pall’s “Snow-White Winter and the Seven Racist Dwarves”

Ron Pall: Roswell escapee or ‘Santa Claus conquers the Martians’

You know, Phillipe, it kind of bothers me when I read: “I think I saw this in a Michael Crichton book once. At the end of the book John Edwards turns out to be a lobotomized former Navy seal working to elect an ultra conservative Republican, while Hussein Obama turns out to be a member of The Lemba, those black Jews from Southern Africa and Ron Paul is discovered to be the lost half brother of Pat Buchanan, both of whom are closet homosexuals, but they combine political forces to wipe out Hillary who really does have a testicle lock box and is hell bent on establishing a Stalinist regime in America to control the world… or at least control conservative media outlets yada yada…”

Some guy called Mich-again says: Ron Pall’s pipe dreams are so far out that they are well into water-bong territory. (whatever a water-bong is…)

Ron Pall is working for Abolishing the IRS, abolishing the Federal Reserve, abolishing entire federal departments, abolishing international trade agreements, tying the dollar to a gold standard, each idea more ridiculous than the last. But thats exactly why some people are drawn to him like a mosquito to a bug light. They are simple-minded enough to actually think he can do the things he says. Then there are the miscreants who like his message because it more or less coincides with their hate agendas but I wouldn’t go so far as to say he is one of them. He’s not a Nazi. Just a crazy idealistic politician who has made a career pandering to the Birchers’ notion of an American utopia.

But even a cursory look into his platform leads the rational mind to the conclusion he has absolutely zero chance of enacting any of these ideas even if he becomes Resident President. Heck, the economy would collapse before he could get halfway done. Its all just more campaign promises from one more politician, albeit nuttier than most we’ve ever seen.

Imagine a candidate who said he was going to rid the world of disease, control the weather, invent flying cars, and eliminate all crime. Most would laugh it off as crazy talk. But some dupes might just buy into it, and if they were to buy into it their attraction to that candidate would be so strong it would be true-believer-religious in nature. That’s an exaggeration of what we have here, but not much of an exaggeration.

Tasty Beverage notes: And speaking of balls, LGF has taken on and driven into a frenzy the most deranged, invincibly ignorant, irrational, childish, hyper-emotional and just plain disgusting people in the world: jihadis, their far-left moonbat supporters, the far-left in general, arrogant media elites, neo-Nazis, White Power douche-bags, far-right psychos, Troofers, and now, the Paulistinians, many of whom derive from some of the previous groups.

Is THAT all you can say, Phillipe? ‘Get used to it’? How long have YOU been dreaming of a White Christmas, Mr D. Winter?”

Ron Pall and Phillipe D. Winter
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To All My Democrat Friends:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or explicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, low-fat, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great.

Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or the sexual preference of the wishee.

To My Republican Friends:

Have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

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By Robert Schroeder, MarketWatch
WASHINGTON (MarketWatch) — President Bush warned Congress against raising taxes next year and said he’s instructed his budget director to comb through a just-passed package to ferret out “wasteful spending.”
At a news conference Thursday, Bush said one of his priorities for next year is to “make sure they don’t run up the taxes on people.”

Zachary Coile, Bob Egelko,Matthew Yi, Chronicle Staff Writers

The Bush administration blocked efforts by California and 16 other states Wednesday to limit greenhouse gas emissions from cars and trucks, setting up a political and legal fight over whether states can take a lead role in combatting global warming.

Can we impeach Senators? How can something like this even be put up for a vote.  It should be passed automatically!!!  English is, and should be, the USA ’s official language as far as I’m concerned!!  What an outrage!!

33 Senators Voted Against English as America ’s Official Language June 6, 2007

On Wed, 6 Jun 2007 23:35:23 -0500, ‘Colonel Harry Riley USA ret’ wrote:

Senators,

Your vote against an amendment to the Immigration Bill 1348, to make English America’s official language is astounding. On D-Day no less when we honor those that sacrificed in order to secure the bedrock character and principles of America . I can only surmise your vote reflects a loyalty to illegal aliens.

I don’t much care where you come from, what your religion is, whether you’re black, white or some other color, male or female, democrat, republican or independent, but I do care when you’re a United States Senator, representing citizens of America and vote against English as the official language of the United States

Your vote reflects betrayal, political surrender, violates your pledge of allegiance, dishonors historical principle, rejects patriotism, borders on traitorous action and, in my opinion, makes you unfit to serve as a United States Senator… impeachment, recall, or other appropriate action is warranted.

Worse, 4 of you voting against English as America ’s official language are presidential candidates: Senator Biden, Senator Clinton, Senator Dodd, and Senator Obama.

Those 4 Senators vying to lead America but won’t or don’t have the courage to cast a vote in favor of English as America’s official language when 91% of American citizens want English officially designated as our language.

This is the second time in the last several months this list of Senators have disgraced themselves as political hacks… unworthy as Senators and certainly unqualified to serve as President of the United States.

If America is as angry as I am, you will realize a back-lash so stunning it will literally rock you out of your panties… and preferably, totally out of the United States Senate.

The entire immigration bill is a farce… your action only confirms this really isn’t about America ; it’s about self-serving politics at America’s expense… despicable at best.

‘Never argue with an idiot; they’ll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.’ ~ anonymous

The following senators voted against making English the official language of America :

Akakla (D-HI) Bayh (D-IN) Biden (D-DE) Wants to be President? Bingaman (D-NM) Boxer (D-CA) Cantwell (D-WA) Clinton (D-NY) Wants to be President? Dayton (D-MN) Dodd (D-CT) Wants to be President? Domenici (R-NM) Coward, protecting his Senate seat Durbin (D-IL) Feingold (D-WI) Not unusual for her Feinstein (D-CA) Harkin (D-IA) Inouye (D-HI) Jeffords (I-VT) Kennedy (D-MA) Kerry (D-MA) Wanted to be President Kohl (D-WI) Lautenberg (D-NJ) Leahy (D-VT) Levin (D-MI) Lieberman (D-CT) Disappointment here….. Menendez (D-NJ) Mikulski (D-MD) Murray (D-WA) Obama (D-IL) Wants to be President? Reed (D-RI) Reid (D-NV) Senate Majority Leader Salazar (D-CO) Sarbanes (D-MD) Schumer (D-NY) Stabenow (D-M)

‘Congressmen who willfully take actions during wartime that damage morale, and undermine the military are saboteurs and should be arrested, exiled or hanged.’ ~ President Abraham Lincoln  ‘   Amen  ‘

Please forward to as many people as you know. WE NEED THIS INFORMATION PASSED ON TO EVERY RED-BLOODED AMERICAN!!! (emphasis added. Ed.)

Posted on behalf of Colonel Harry Riley, USA, ret

What would Clinton et al. prefer? That America learn to speak Arabic? Then we would read FROM the right TO THE LEFT!

WASHINGTON —  The White House has systematically tried to manipulate climate change science and minimize the dangers of global warming, asserts a Democratic congressional report issued after a 16-month investigation.