Archive for August, 2007

A Question for Readers:

Friday, August 31st, 2007

Some readers of I Call BS! have asked us
about a recruitment agency called
“Minerva Recruitment”

To assist them, we’ve found several online
instances of “Minerva”, but the one we’re looking for
is specific to Nigeria.

The only legitimate recruitment agency WE’ve found
is:
http://www.minervarecruitment.com/ourFirm.aspx

If you know of any others, please post in Comments here.

If you have proof that this agency is involved in scams of any sort,
please post that here.

If you have proof that this agency is legitimate, recruiting for the
oil and infrastructure development of Nigeria, please post that here.

Thanks. We don’t ALWAYS want to call BS! Especially if its actually
on the up & up, straight & narrow, tried & true!

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Walter Smearsheimer’s Book

Thursday, August 30th, 2007

Flushed With Success!

When I heard an anti-Jewish rant on YouTUBE yesterday declare itself a short ‘documentary’ that began by explaining how ‘Israel was created ‘in the nation of Palestine in 1948′…

I stopped it at that point. There is little gained from listening to lying propaganda so far removed from reality, and the same goes for “The Israel Lobby” …

Walt and Mearsheimer? I Call BS!

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Change of Pace: Year of the Dog

Wednesday, August 29th, 2007

Being a veterinarian, I had been called to examine a
ten-year-old Irish Wolfhound named Belker. The dog’s
owners Ron, his wife, Lisa, and their little boy, Shane, were all

very attached to Belker, and they were
hoping for a miracle.

I examined Belker and found he was dying of cancer. I
told the family we couldn’t do anything for Belker,
and offered to perform the euthanasia procedure for
the old dog in their home.

As we made arrangements, Ron and Lisa told me they
thought it would be good for six-year-old Shane to
observe the procedure.

They felt as though Shane might learn something from
the experience

The next day, I felt the familiar catch in my throat
as Belker’s family surrounded him. Shane seemed so
calm, petting the old dog for the last time, that I
wondered if he understood what was going on. Within a
few minutes, Belker slipped peacefully away.

The little boy seemed to accept Belker’s transition
without any difficulty or confusion. We sat together
for a while after Belker’s death, wondering aloud
about the sad fact that animal lives are shorter than
human lives. Shane, who had been listening quietly,
piped up, “I know why.”

Startled, we all turned to him. What came out of his
mouth next stunned me. I’d never heard a more
comforting explanation.

He said, “People are born so that they can learn how
to live a good life — like loving everybody all the
time and being courteous, right?” The six-year-old
continued, “Well, dogs already know how to do that, so
they don’t have to stay as long
.”

Live simply.
Love generously.
Care deeply.
Speak kindly.

Leave the rest to God!

Remember, if a dog were the teacher you would learn
things like:

When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.

Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.

Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your
face to be pure ecstasy.

Take naps.

Stretch before rising.

Run, romp, and play daily.

Thrive on attention and let people touch you.

Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.

On warm days, stop to lie on your back on the grass.

On hot days, drink lots of water and lie under a shady
tree.

When you’re happy, dance around and wag your entire
body.

Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.

Eat with gusto and enthusiasm. Stop when you have had
enough.

Be loyal. Never pretend to be something you’re not.

If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.

When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close
by and nuzzle them gently.

Be always grateful for each new day!

/original can be found here.

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Pelosi wants to give a blank check (at the taxpayers’ expense) to charlatans, environmental whackos and trial lawyers

Wednesday, August 29th, 2007

From Say Anything we learn about a bill winding its way through Congress:

The legislation being considered is ostensibly supposed to help produce more energy, but that’s not the effect it will have.

Among the myriad problems with the House bill for example, is that it allows anyone ‘harmed’ by global warming to bring suit against any federal agency that fails to reduce its greenhouse gas emissions as required in the legislation. Plaintiffs are specifically authorized to recover $1.5 million, and to be compensated for legal fees win or lose, as long as the court determines it to be ‘appropriate.’

But wait! There’s more!! The actual bill in its current form doesn’t limit the payment of damages to people who believe they have been harmed by global warming - it also gives away tax payer dollars to people who believe that harm by global warming is just “at risk of occurring.”

But I’m sure you already knew that Pelosi is bought and paid for by the trial lawyers.

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Rough Justice? We could use some of that here…

Tuesday, August 28th, 2007

What? What’s a T&F?

I understand that this COULD be misused on occasion, but in this case, Tarring & Feathering a known drug-dealer (death dealer/undocumented pharmacist) seems like a FINE USE of the concept.

He’s hurt, and VASTLY inconvenienced (and warned!) but not maimed or killed.

Go on, click the link and see why some good Irish folks stood up and said, “Drug dealer? I Call BS!”

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The Zomboid Infidel

Monday, August 27th, 2007

The Zombie Infidel

They seek him here, they seek her there;
Those moonbats seek it everywhere.
Is he in heav’n? Is she in hell?
That unknown-gendered infidel!

He photographs the leftist freaks;
She documents Islamist geeks.
It walks among the living dead,
A price upon its unknown head.

He looks like them, she talks like them,
And yet it’s really stalking them.
When they convene, they prance and preen;
They’ve no idea by whom they’re seen.

Here zombie comes, there zombie goes,
But its ID no human knows.
Is he from heav’n? Is she from hell?
That fearless zombie infidel!

His photos, now, are seen on Fox;
Her subjects, now, the audience mocks.
It’s zombietime, let peal the bell!
That peerless zombie infidel!

He analyzes media fraud;
She leaves her readers overawed.
It spells the propagandists’ doom,
By blogging in its living room.

He now uncloaks the Red Cross hoax;
She lays it bare with masterstrokes.
It’s zombietime, let forth a yell!
That tireless zombie infidel!

A renegade from Moonbatland,
He’s seen the light; she’s made her stand.
It toils in anonymity,
And posts the truth for all to see.

Its website in the blogosphere
Brings hope to some; to others, fear.
Depictions of Muhammad’s face,
Although haraam, still “grace” the place.

The sons of Allah whine and seethe,
But zombie still does live and breathe.
It’s zombietime, for ev’r shall dwell
The timeless zombie infidel.

* by Winslow Leach, Poet Laureate of Tiny Emerald Pigskins

Update: Let’s sell T-shirts with the logo: “No, no… I’m Zombie!” (front) and “Me! I’m Zombie!” (back)
[obvious Spartacus reference]

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Friends at FallbackLGF

Monday, August 27th, 2007

Hey, come on down, there’s adventure and fun galore
awaiting you, and nothing to lose
but your sanity!

You are wild and crazy guys
and gals
with enlarged buttocks
inside spandex trousers
with mildly flared bellbottoms
to match your
wit and brilliance
world-reknowned

Welcome, wilkommen, ben venoo

Friendly Fallback

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